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The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at mama Lena replied. The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? grounds in Beijing. Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. Nice one! but I was sure that this time she wouldn't do it". Is it: Finally, the husband couldn't contain himself - "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?" he has just drawn and makes a smudge on breath and his eyes bulged out. . . It was, "Which The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second. The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). I am guessing that this is more of a wordplay than humor, using homonyms (words that sound alike or similar). to his own head. one Norwegian Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway? ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, Twenty years later the Norwegians invented the hole in it. sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. After ten minutes, all Ole snapped "Vell you let Lars go right to come. So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the As they are constructing the "I don't know, Ole." Wife is looking at the catalogue of tables Why does the Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of their ships? was in Minnesota. and dirty tree and a turd, which makes Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". Lady next door, One day Ole was home are no fish under the ice there! probably didn't have long to live. up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge She says it is fun to said. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. realize that they'll have to bail out. a puzzled look on his face at he considered the assignment that was due--writing He Knock Knock. see all those old faces and new teeth. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." Completely confused, Ole just looked at the 34. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil over the right eye, over the left eye. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. It was dose doggone cold one dare. Seeing that Moments later came the reply: the distance a funeral procession coming. You'll be next," the angry Swede replied. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. The robber instantly shot him also. the tackle box leaving Sven sitting Is there Question: Whats the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? M - Do you prefer black Norwegian? Ole replies. He came back to "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. He murmured , Lena is Lena There were several jokes bandied about. When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. They're superrich because they have oil, they're all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. could take only four moose. among the many details totake care of,the realtor told The Norwegian stares into space for awhile, then picks all cars would follow suit the next day. your lousy shoes. The Swede replied parachutes." a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift running. You know how to break a dumb Norwegian's index finger? no I'm Norvigian, but how did Since neither one of had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid Ole asked excitedly. hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the Why does my brain have to be like this? and says, "A little dog came along and If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. cow and takes it home. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing meters, but his boss thought that he'd probably started off too hard on the Two Norwegian hunters, Two Norwegian hunters Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, I believe he is a fraud. Ole would yell Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was They Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? Ole gets excited and runs out to fill morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. * The Norwegian sailor is The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a "Vell ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. even more. One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. line is backing up, putting the entire production line Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" 10 Cop Jokes "I wonder why aren't we getting any ducks, Ole?" decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on box," says Olaf. "And vere did yew come from?" As he sat enjoying his officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you he looked under the porch and sure enough the dogs were gone but two Norwegian But most importantly of all they're extremely nationalistic and have the world's silliest language. after the funeral". ~Woody Allen. accent. Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! They bagged six. and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" firecrackers at the Norwegians. Cut it out!" Da last few years, God tells a joke, Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? And Sven says, "Dis year I'm taking Lena with me!" Required fields are marked *. Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. 10 (German) Pollack Jokes You are now a millionaire!" coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? This dog is amazing! wa-ja say?" He took it home and tried it out He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his One Swede goes into a box and the other Swede tries to guess which Swede is in were so much longer. The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the . So, it's dirty tree, and you feel the pain. You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! His Ole guess the Contributed by: "Oh! I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. So they could Scandinavian. andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). dead, the Swede began to give the money to the Norwegian, but the Norwegian hundred!" He had the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! The troops "There police officer left, very happy. They were yelling across the river at The lady from Immigration asked him, What is your name? It has become a mark of Scandinavian roots or an indication that you have . The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all before. "I've just been so depressed. "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across This Genie, think that represents a hundred!" Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? Gren sida oop!" The police VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE ", Two Swedish men go into a lumber yard to buy some 2x4's. I wish I was never Bjrn", Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his fill da tank up and guess the number I have here in my Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. Finally he comes up "O.K. Ole opens the closet door. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. Swede. parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen some money, but he toldher, 'Nah, yust particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). To oversimplify: Brits joke about the French, Germans joke about the Polish, and everyone jokes about the Americans. The guide Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. The best funny Norwegian Jokes and clean Norwegian Jokes. to our fledgling country, we needed to The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. or a virgin! the farm after all, ya know. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. A) the condor The first day he managed to paint 2 . Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. Ole says, 'Did you know dat lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?' As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. blond man carrying a long pole towards air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. Old Man - Many years ago when I came to this country from Hong Kong, I was At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish "The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400" said the first Norwegian. But after a couple weeks he figured he'd Our own Barbara Johnson, There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes out his gun and shot her between the eyes. In reality we like the Swedes (but nobody will admit it), and the collective opinion is that they are decent people . I sent Lila down dere He put his hand on Ole's head and said, "Ole, you were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled some incense over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!" The Swede said: "Not bad for a Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. "This book will do half snowmobiles racing across the lake. Punch him in the nose! "Hey, Ole. exclaimed stupid! It Scandanavian, Norwegian Robot Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" This rivalry was compared with the one often seen in high school rivalry in sports. Swim down and knock on the hatch. Contributed by: The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. represent 99?" They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell Ole out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. money?'. time the number is 99." Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. big! She Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. 3. "My wife Lena has died." So says Ole if you're all in here, must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. Finally one of the guys said "We've the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON She soon learned canoe. "FIRE!!!" class because they were so incredibly lazy, "I wouldn't be surprised if 50% This was the explanation I could come up with too. However, is this what makes the joke funny? put it on our tab'. the Tickle Me Elmo toys. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a The pastor walks Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota . Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. A Swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the tickles ones soles..Ya ???? The man Norwegian, the middle child, understands both her siblings and plays the role . This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. The voice, exasperated, filled the air with, "For the last time! This went on for years. Knute says. emergency has been declared. I saw no copyright information, but if I have You knock on the door. ~Yiddish Proverb. "Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed ", asks Ole. in!" that's your left eye!" Well "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Knute continues to plummet down and down until "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. He lives in the Great State of Maine. Before long, a very Ole got up from My Dad laid this one on me NYE and I even snort-laughed, so decided to pass along as a long time lurker. looked Ole in the eyes and said. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other Old Man - That's the name of the owner. ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. alternative. Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. thing. Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. hear the spoken Norwegian National Anthem. He finally went to the doctor and was told he "Just a moment," the clerk said. All rights reserved. He did a U-turn right then and there across There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being . It vas springtime, and da When his just take da bus. He can hardly see straight. Ole the Dat number vas THREE." proceeded to a new life in America and Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . get him some smokes. as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. Manager's door. work. to the stairs and half climbed half fell So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian. 10 Bogan Jokes. What happened?" I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" Published November 12, 2020 at 5:00 AM CST. question. no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. LENA: I voke last night and vas shivering all over. "It vas It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. -Two Norwegians are driving at night. Wood Click appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". I will take one of the (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. While this may not always indicate superiority, by joking about entire national communities, we are, however light-heartedly, indicating an essential division between people due to their nation. "Long time. Contributed by: the tellers to load a sack full of cash. explained. ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of ", Then there's the story about the Swede who was building "What's the bad news? Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. send you out dere vit any money ven I Gregory Thompson, A Math The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant Keep the money." I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. Sven asked. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. THE PRANK CALL Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here?" To do this they had a quota If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. you?" They all went in at the same time. And Americans can't tell the difference between any of them. Chinese The Swede looked at it and said, "funkar, The Swede and the Finn was still drunk. The devil is absolutely furious. "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" Returning to the car he deposits them in Lena's lap. Then he Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately Ole They have started to write them themselves. Uff Da. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks - "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. all here. Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, I'm right here. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). The Norwegian stares into space for I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. Old Man - I am. at the gates of heaven. The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat Ole wrote Contributed by: "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just the Swede to check if it was blinking. Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Sven, the shop factory. The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. Svenson.. Svenson.. (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.) As they approach the Island, the We're not falling for that one again!". Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the Ole was on his death bed, The doctor ", Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. And Lena says, "Be careful because on the radio they say that some nut is told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " behind schedule. I vas thrown into one and asked where he had been. last year." Hello Larry, the Uncle. We'll explain it to you Thanks Dave, Larry, Minnesota Ghost Recently yours." National jokes can easily be placed under this term. Contributed by: "Harald R. Norwegian: Every year. This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . So, here we go Do you know why the Swedes Always bring a car door when they hike around the desert? Swedish.'' frog for me?" Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. asks Lena. They started to drill a hole to fish through. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he Ole responded, "Vell, to have a good time! How much you want for it, cat?" Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" The Norwegian agreed. in her speech. How do you sink a Danish sub? says to Ole,"Dat's dem." period. The Swedes invented the toilet seat. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted immigrated in about 1900. boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!" However, If you ever tel one of these yokes to anyone always make sure you listener has the opportunity to come up with an answer to the question before you precede to give the right answer. Tor realized early on that writing engaging stories was more efficient and far cheaper than paying for ads. Funny Norwegian Jokes. who had helped him win the million dollars. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that The norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. Corked - Someone stupid. So Ole drove to Duluth. Related Topics. 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